We always include a "happy or start over" insurance.
(Truth is that we have never had to use it with any of our clients! But it is good to have though.)
Here’s the secret: It isn’t you. It’s the photographer.
You don’t believe me do you?
You think I’m lying.
You think I am deluded.
You think I have my hands full with you.
DON’T WORRY. I’VE GOT YOU.
(see what others have said)